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Tom Petty Orders Michelle Bachmann To Cease and Desist

by Sutton Porter Yes, rocker Tom Petty has told presidential candidate and tea party favorite,Michelle Bachmann that she must cease and desist. She can no longer use his song “American Girl” as her campaign music. Apparently, TP has political bias. He let Hillary Rodham Clinton use the same song for her failed campaign. You know, [...]

Is Michelle Bachmann Flaky As A Baklava?

by Sutton Porter On his show, Fox News Sunday Chris Wallace asked Michelle Bachmann if she was a flake. She replied that she is a serious person. Loopy flaky as opposed to un-reliable flaky. Anyway, he apologized, and she refused to accept it. Last week, Jon Stewart was on Fox News Sunday defending a bit [...]

50 Ways To Leave Newt or All That Glitters Is Not Gold

by Sutton Porter They were just stepping out to buy a pack of cigarettes. Isn’t that how the old love ‘em and leave ‘em line goes? Newt Gingrich’s senior staff, as well as paid workers in Iowa left the Gingrich campaign in hoards. The exodus of mini biblical proportions happened today. Spokesperson for the campaign, [...]

Weiner: I will not resign

by Sutton Porter Victory came today in the form of a man with flowing salt and pepper hair. I am speaking of Andrew Breitbart. Breitbart brought the liberal barracuda, Rep. Anthony Weiner to his knees. Not exactly what the Democratic Congrssman from New York had hoped for. From the look of the Twitter Schnitzel picture. [...]

The Devil Dies In Detroit

The Devil Dies In Detroit by Sutton Porter Jack Kevorkian aka “Dr. Death” has died at age 83 on a hot June day in Detroit , Michigan. A city that strangely enough has become a metaphor for death. He passed away in a hospital in Royal Oak, a suburb of Detroit, early Friday. AUTHORS NOTE: [...]

WeinerGate Saga Continues

WeinerGate Saga Continues by Sutton Porter Still, the congressman from New York’s 9th district refuses to admit if he is the one in the photograph that was sent to a college student in California. Of course, I am talking about Congressman Anthony Weiner. Who has given me a entirely new dislike for Vienna Sausages. Weiner [...]

James O’Keefe is “The King Of Pop”

by Sutton Porter James O’Keefe busts a move in the new Christian Hartsock video, “Landrieu Dance”. Remember when Wolf Blitzer did the “Dougie Dance on The SoulTrain awards? You won’t see this in Rasmussen’s Polls, but tell me who gets their groove on-O’Keefe or Blitzer? Landrieu Dance Wolf doing Dougie Dance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1jco-jSdJU&sns=em Facebook Twitter Delicious [...]

Obama Budget Cuts Funding For Sandman/40 Winks Turns Into 30 Winks For Biden

By Sutton Porter Joe Biden dozes off for 30 seconds during President Obama’s Budget Speech! What happened? I thought Obama gave enthralling charismatic speeches? I guess that “tingle running up the leg” of reporters is really just some drool coming from Joe Biden’s mouth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSYilgMf9mM&sns=em Facebook Twitter Delicious Digg Google Buzz StumbleUpon Add to favorites [...]

Blondes & the Debt Ceiling

By Carol & Megan After a long hiatus the blondes are back!! The last two months have been bitter sweet with both of us moving and adjusting to our new surroundings. Carol moved to Irvine, CA which is about 25 miles from where she was living in Anaheim, CA and Megan moved from Brea, CA [...]

Prince of Piano & New Majority

Prince of Piano…Provided lively themed and patriotic music for the “New Majority” breakfast meeting this morning…Assemblyman Nathan Fletcher & Martin Garick, New Majority PAC Chair Jonathan Bullen, US Senator Joel Anderson. US Senator Mark Wyland, Congressman Bilbray, SD Chamber of Commerce CEO Ruben Barrales, SD County Supervisor Ron Roberts & Billl Horn plus many dignitaries, [...]


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